50 Things to Do With a Book by Bruce McCall

Author:Bruce McCall
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Tags: Humor, General
ISBN: 9780061959103
Publisher: Harper Collins
Published: 2009-10-26T18:30:00+00:00

After dunking a bunch of moldy old novels in the bathtub for fifteen minutes and letting them dry so the pages stick together, give one book to each person in your gang and have them try pulling the pages apart without tearing them. (Best in summer cottages on rainy weekends.) Only afterward should you announce that anybody who’s ruined one of your treasured old literary masterpieces must pay.

Rent a powerful chain saw and chop your books into basic geometric shapes: circles, triangles, squares, hectagons, pentagons, diamonds, rhomboids, and the like. These are such fundamental elements of design and even nature that at first it may seem like all you’ve done is create an unholy splatter of paper fragments—but you’ll surely find some useful purpose for them. Hint: ever thought about delivering a geometry lecture?

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